deers are so stupid and afraid of everything i think im a deer
[ smaug flies off to laketown ]
thranduil making out with someone and in a fit of passion they rip off his stupid crown and throw it aside because it’s in the way and thranduil immediately kicks them out
well they finalyl kissed but i dont have the effort to make thme baNG
“Father,” Legolas said firmly, and in the moment that Thranduil looked up, he leaned down over the throne and kissed the taste of wine from his lips. Of course he would cross the sea. The urge was too strong, the calling of the waves too fierce; they suggested something to him more beautiful than what he could find in Middle-earth, but there was this, whilst he was here.
“Legolas,” Thranduil rejoined in a spare breath. He moved his wine goblet away, holding it out of reach as he tipped his chin up to kiss him again. The last time they did this was the eve of another leaving, before Legolas answered the summons of Rivendell. Legolas imagined, briefly, that if he had never left, never joined the Fellowship, never met Gimli son of Glóin, perhaps he would be content to waste away here in the depths of the forest.
i really need to see the fall and soldier’s girl ahh. im gonna dl them as soon as i get home.
“Mrs Woodward, who suffers from severe arthritis in both knees, said she wanted to break his kneecaps so he could not escape.”
i love old people